Today’s blog is courtesy of Seamus
McCree, who has always had an interest in how people can scam any financial
transaction. Since he is a fictional character, take his advice with a pinch
(no, make that a saltshaker) of salt. ~ Jim
Mr. Jackson’s recent
post demonstrated that Hugh Howey needs a course in remedial math, given
the faulty design and interpretation in his Author
Earnings Report. I have some good news for Howey on how he can afford to
take a little time off for coursework.
If he follows my advice, he will accrue
two benefits. He’ll earn substantially greater profits from Amazon Unlimited
than he otherwise would. And, because Amazon apparently uses loaned-book data from
Amazon Unlimited as part of their bestseller determination, it will have the
added benefit of maintaining or improving Howey’s ranking on Amazon’s
bestseller lists, which should help drive further sales.
It's FREE!
Howey (or any KDP Select author)
needs to rally his fans to take advantage of the 30-day free trial of Amazon
Unlimited. Here are the actual Amazon
Unlimited Terms of Use, and they don’t appear onerous. Remember to cancel
to avoid the $9.99 a month charge.
Gallons of e-ink have been spilled (a
decent summary that includes links to other articles is this
from CNET) either decrying the difference between the way Amazon pays KDP
Select authors and those with standard publishing contracts, promoting what a
good deal it is for everyone, sounding the death knell for books as we know
them—or something in between. For authors, it comes down to how they are paid,
and this is the key to helping Howey (or your favorite KDP Select author or
even a legacy published author who has been included in the program to make it
look good.). Every time a member of the Amazon Unlimited program reads at least
10% of a book under the program, the author is credited with a sale.
Now, if you happen to be a nonKDP
author and your publisher has agreed to have your book included in Kindle
Unlimited, when the reader hits the magic 10% mark, your publisher is credited
with a sale at whatever price Amazon is charging to the Kindle ebook. The
author will get royalties based on the sale. Good deal, huh? Unfortunately
there aren’t many traditionally published novels currently available as part of
Kindle Unlimited; most of the 600,000 titles are from the self-published folks
using KDP Select.
So, back to helping Hugh Howey. When
I was writing this article, Howey had 20 books listed in Kindle Unlimited. Here
are the steps to give Howey some extra money, whether or not you like his
books:
1. Register for your 30-day free
trial.
2. “Borrow” Howey books (you can
borrow a maximum of ten at a time).
3. Take your favorite print book (or
a second e-reader) and start reading. Every time you turn a page, click page
turn in your borrowed Howey book until you get to 10%, then close that book and
start another. (To be safe, go to 11% or 12 % since there may be some junk in
the beginning that Amazon won’t count.) Howey will be credited for a book sale
for every book on which you reach the magic 10%. This approach should at least
temporarily fool any Amazon algorithms to avoid counting any speed-readers who
just flip through books.
4. Once you have “read” the ten
books, borrow the next ten. If more have appeared, do it again.
5. With twenty books available on
Kindle Unlimited, all you have to do is read two or three print books in your
30 days, follow procedures in item #3 and Howey gets credit.
6. Cancel your subscription before
the 30 days are up if you don’t want to continue.
Because Amazon isn’t giving KDP
authors the same deal as legacy publishers, it is not clear exactly how much
Howey will make with every book your “borrow” and “read.” Anecdotal evidence I’ve
seen indicates for books borrowed as part of Amazon Prime, KDP Select authors
have been paid around $2. If the same amount holds, you can give Howey $40 of
Amazon money just for having your reader open and flicking pages in a method
that won’t tip Amazon off that you aren’t actually reading the book.
Oh, and if you are a fan of the
Hunger Games or Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, you can do the same thing
and make sure Suzanne Collins, or JK Rowlings or the estate of Tolkien (and
their publishers) receive some of Amazon’s largess.
There is an added bonus. Amazon is
counting any book “read” in Amazon Unlimited as a sale for purposes of their
various bestseller lists. This should help keep the KDP readers on top of those
comical compilations of cosmic content curation, which will help justify Howey’s claims
that independent authors are making more money than those published by Big-5
publishers. Except, that while KDP Select authors may be credited with a couple
of bucks for each read, the Big 5 publishers will be paid full ebook list price
for any of their books you read.
Buying Your Way to an Amazon bestselling author
We’ve learned how authors and their agents can buy their way onto and even to the top of the major bestseller lists (here and here are two articles). There’s a way KDP Select authors can get in the game with a little help from their friends. Let’s say a new company forms. Call it Bestsellers-Guaranteed (B-G for short). B-G’s plan is to collect a cadre of “readers”—people who are willing to have B-G control their ereader between (say) midnight and six every day.
Aspiring Bestselling Author Ian
Desperate hires B-G to propel his sales to the top of the charts. For every
book read by one of B-G’s “readers,” Amazon pays Desperate (say) $2.00 for each
book “read.” He turns $1.00 over to B-G. They in turn pay their “readers” fifty
cents for every book “read.” [Actually, B-G will require upfront payment and
guarantee Desperate a certain number of “reads.”] Utilizing the app placed on their
cadre of robot ereaders, B-G turns the page at the actual reader’s normal pace.
The app reads a book a night, earning about $15 each month for the owner of the
ereader and for B-G. Since the monthly subscription costs only $9.99 the ereader
owner makes $60/yr. for leaving their reader on and connected to a network
overnight. B-G makes $360/yr./device less expenses. The author makes plenty of
money they wouldn’t have gotten before, offset by the few sales they would have
gotten anyway from this group of people.
Presumably, an author who wants top
bestseller status will have to pay extra for Bestseller-Guaranteed’s services,
but I’ll leave the contract terms to the fictional enterprise and author to
figure out.
CAVEAT
You heard it here first – but you
heard it from a fictional character, who can’t be sued or brought to trial for
aiding and abetting fraud. My creator, James M. Jackson, disavows this get-rich
scheme. He’s not suggesting it as a strategy for any author or for any
individual or corporation. You do it, he is not responsible.
Do I think some people will try to
game the system? Yes, I do. It is something Amazon will need to combat, because
if a fictional character can figure this out, some human will as well. And while I have a decent set of scruples, many humans don't.
Of course, if Howey wants to send
me (Seamus, that is) on a fully paid (fictional) holiday for bringing this to his attention, that would
be okay.